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June 25, 2007

A good week for Justice

Retarded Judge, Roy pearson, loses $54M dry cleaning lawsuit. At the very least, this jackass should be disbarred- a good horseshipping couldn't hurt either. I sent a letter to the D.A. of D.C. explaining this very position. Perhaps they will see things my way.

Also, a dumbass in Alaska, Joe Frederick, thought it would be cute to display a 'Bong Hits for Jesus' sign. He claims he wasn't promoting drugs and that he was just exercising his right of free speech and to get some attention as the Winter Olympic torch passed by his school. (This happened in January of 2002) School officials suspended the asshat but only after the court ruling barely passed by a 5-4 margin. I wonder how much flack he would have gotten had it been a 'Bong Hits for Muhammed' sign. Of course the ACLU jumped on Frederick's plight because after all, they don't hate religion- only Christianity. More distressing is that the issue revolved around promoting pot and little to do with using an image and disparaging slogan containing Jesus. The courts aren't that stupid.

June 19, 2007

Jimmy Carter: The best friend a terrorist could have

Carter blasts US policy on Palestinians

Can't this guy just die? Why is it that every loser and 'has been' with a initiative towards mediocrity sign up with the lowest common denominators of the human race? The sad part is that Carter has followers and they love his alignment with the terrorists and his attacks on the big bad U.S. of A.

June 17, 2007

Good day to be a Dad

Unlike my last post on the subject, this post is not depressing. I have been blessed with an awesome father and an equally awesome step-father whom I have never referred to by any other name that 'Dad'. Hell, even my father-in-law is cool. They have always been there with sage advice, a helping hand, and the occasional bill slipped into my hand on the down low.

I had a great day today. Being the father of 4 is a sobering experience when the phone calls and cards start rolling in. I get pampered with all my favorite foods and a day out is always on the agenda.

I had about 3 hours of WoW time with my boys then it was off to the beach. Bellows is always a great place to go- the sand is great, a good breeze is always blowing the salty air and pine scents around, and the waves are just high enough for the little ones to enjoy.

Enchiladas for dinner; my wife for desert (hopefully). It just doesn't get any better than this.

June 15, 2007

Just in time for Father's Day


Tyrone Vesperas, a Big Island resident, won't have much of a Father's Day this year. He will be spending it jail after killing his 14 year old son and his unborn child when he repeatedly stabbed his estranged wife in the abdomen. The teenager stepped in to save his mother and received a stab wound to his jugular. But he didn't die right away- this brave kid was able to call 911 and basically tell on his father. The police arrived at the house at 11 a.m., after the father hung up on the 911 operator, but the boy was already dead. Interestingly, he wasn't pronounced dead until after 5 p.m. Was the cornoner on a lunch break? Ironically, the family lived on Paradise Drive.

The stabbing happened last month and charges were finally filed against this human detritus yesterday. The punishment he deserves is far more severe than what the liberal judges in this panty-waste state will order. Since Hawaii law doesn't consider an unborn child a person there will probably only be one death tried in his case. Judging by this douchebag's mug shot, he looks as about remorsefull as the Unabomber. He served 12 months in Iraq in the National Guard and I suspect that this will come up in his defense- Bush derangment syndr-- err, post traumatic stress disorder.

The boys name is Tyran Vesperas and his teacher had this to say about him:
He just excelled in everything he did," said Elaine Christian, in a phone interview from Hilo, "minded his own business, never got into trouble. He was what we called our bigger kids. He was our gentle giant


You can rest in peace, Tyran, knowing that your father will probably get shanked while in prison (before a brutal ass raping) and then receive a daily ass reaming with a pineapple while he burns in Hell.

June 11, 2007

Hilton an embarassment for all women


Yes, cry for me. Your tears taste so sweet- especially after this magnificent pledge made on television the night before you were hauled off to jail for the first time.
"I did have a choice to go to a pay jail. But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way."

What's with all the tears? What happened to the 'strong independent whore' image we have have been force fed by every social news outlet that has nothing better to report on than Hilton's pathetic life?

Like most charlaton's, when the shit hits the fan, her true colors came out (from behind what little clothing she does wear to show off her underdeveloped body) and Hilton cried out for her mommy when the sheriff came to bring her back to jail.
It's not right!
Isn't it, though, princess? I hope all the young girls who look up to you (for some unkown reason) and the stupid-spoiled-whores in training will see precisely what happens when the money and the fame can longer shelter someone from the law. Hell, how about kharma?

Paris Hilton has dotted the eye of the feminist movement and the struggle to get men to think that women are good drivers, that women are intelligent, and that women can do something else except hang an 'Open For Business' sign over their crotch. She needs to take a cue from Anna Nichole Smith and put us out of our misery.

** UPDATE
It seems that after 3 days in jail Hilton has found religion, admits to Barbara Walters in a phone interview on Sunday of "act[ing] dumb", and vows "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance." Excuse me while I guffaw and not take any of this seriously. A 3-day stint in the slammer is not enough to convince me her life of Schadenfreude is going to be a thing of the past. I forsee he back to her old antics and swinging from dicks like Tarzan within a month of her release.

Dennis Miller on Harry Reid

Future definitions of the internet gaming subculture word 'PWNED' will no doubt reference this verbal bitch slap.

Watch it here at Hot Air.

June 8, 2007

Oldest Black Hole found

Astronomers at Mauna Kea's observatory found a black hole that is estimated to be 13 billion light-years away. That is an extremely incomprehesible distance to me, being the time it would take light, which travels at 186,000 miles per second, to travel from that black hole to our planet. 13 billion years- no warp drives there.

The significance of that time frame is that it is the estimated age of our universe is 13.7 billion years (not bad, nailing it down to 700 million years difference) and
"What we are seeing is very close to the beginning of the universe," said Christian Veillet, CFHT executive director. "We're seeing the universe when it was young."
This confuses me because a black hole is rightly named because no light can escape it gravitational pull.

For those of you not hip to the astronomy lingo, a black hole is the remains of star whose mass was so significant that the star collapsed in on itself. It collapsed to a point of singularity and the gravitational pull is so strong that it even warps space. Science fiction takes over at this point and allows all who can survive the spaghettification effect from entering the event horizon of the black hole (an effect where were you to unfortunate enough to fall into a black hole feet first, the gravitational pull at your feet would be 1 million times greater than at your head) would then be sent to another galaxy/parallel universe/Amber Arbucci's bedroom.

Of course not all stars have a violent metamorphosis. Most are content with living out the last few million years of their existence as a dwarf star or neutron star- a star significantly smaller than when it started but much more dense because it has collapsed. Some stars go out shooting like in an old Western. These stars supernova and explode like the Death Star after a torpedo makes its way into a small thermal exhause port no more than 2 meters wide.

Anything within striking distance of these supernova or black holes doesn't stand much of a change of survival. They either get sucked into oblivion or have thier surface temperatures raised by a few million degrees.

I won't even begin to explain the warping of space caused by a black hole because I need to read and reread Sagan to keep a firm grasp on the subject. Just watch the Disney movie The Black Hole.

13 billion years is a pretty good buffer from this cosmic nuisance although the nearest black hole is only 200 milion light years away. It has been widely regarded as loose fact that all galaxies have a massive black hole at their center. Considering we are on the fringe of our spiral galaxy we probably don't have much to worry about.

June 7, 2007

Addicting java

No, not another ode Starubucks, but rather a link to a site with a very addicting puzzle. The Navy email network is vast and carries terabytes of information (most of which is not even related to the Navy at all) to all DoD personnel. To escape from boredom or to take a "smoke break" things like this are passed around like Paris Hilton in a frat house.

The write up that came with this sounded like an urban legend- USAF pilots are required to do this hand-eye coordination puzzle for at least 2 minutes. Or what? They can't go to Iraq and bomb some backwards, 7th century mindset Muslim in Iraq?

Enjoy

June 6, 2007

Idiot Compassion = Bleeding Heart Lilberals

I really liked the message of this article and have posted it in its entirety- a bit of laziness on my part, but I think you will also appreciate the message.

Idiot Compassion
Ralph Alter
American Thinker

The term "bleeding-heart liberal" has been bandied about for years, in an effort to illustrate the faux or at least hyperbolic sense of compassion attributed to those on the left. The lefties in America and Europe would like to be known as those who care, unless you happen to be a Bible-following Christian, a conservative or a fetus.

The information age has facilitated the dissemination of all things cultural, spiritual and intellectual. One of the most important developments in the West has been the study and practice of Eastern religions and "ways." Zen Buddhism, for instance, is thought of by those who practice it, as a way rather than a religion. These religions and ways, particularly Buddhism, are thought of as the fonts of compassion. Buddhists are thought to be unwilling to harm even a mosquito. Hence the occasional story about a temple over-run with rats or monkeys because the attendant monks are unwilling to harm these creatures. They believe that the rodents or simians have as much right to their sacred spaces as any other being.

The most intriguing and brilliant analyst of the world history of spiritual practice and the melding of East and West today is undoubtedly Ken Wilber. Wilber`s insight into Buddhism in general and compassion in particular is unmatched in the West. ( Read A Brief History of Everything, for instance.) In One Taste, Wilber responds to a student's question about compassion with an illuminating view:

"[Most] confusion... in spiritual circles ....comes from confusing compassion with idiot compassion."

This term was first used by Chogyam Trungpa, a Tibetan Rinpoche who helped bring Buddhism to the West in the 70`s. Wilber continues:
"Idiot compassion" thinks it is being kind, but it's really being cruel. If you have an alcoholic friend and you know that one more drink might kill him, and yet he begs you for a drink, does real compassion say that you should give it to him? After all, to be kind you should give him what he wants, right? Giving him the drink would therefore show compassion, yes? No. Absolutely not.

"Real compassion includes wisdom and so it makes judgments of care and concern; it says some things are good, and some things are bad, and I will choose to act only on those things that are informed by wisdom and care."
Of course, here Wilber illuminates the missing ingredient in liberal "compassion." The world, viewed through the liberal's gray colored, politically-correct glasses, makes no discerning judgments, or at least incorrect ones. Hence, we get addle-brained protesters picketing to save the lives of serial killers on death row or human shields willing to give up their lives to protect suicide bomber cults and Islamic terrorists. Since all killing is bad, it must be bad to kill Islamic terrorists or convicted murderers. This idiot view, foregoes the greater good and lapses into solipsism.

The biographies of the Buddha reveal that in one of his early incarnations, he met a murderer of 1000's of men. Acting correctly and with compassion for all sentient beings, the Buddha's incarnation killed the murderer to prevent additional suffering. That is true compassion!

- The "compassionate" left would rather have us believe that the detainees at Guantanamo, the murderers and rapists in our prisons, the violent Palestinians and other Islamo-fascists are the rightful and primary objects of our care and concern.

- Idiot compassion invents Miranda rights to protect criminals from prosecution rather than allowing police powers to protect innocent citizens.

- Idiot compassion is so concerned with the rights of terrorists that it sabotages legitimate Patriot Act procedures designed to protect Americans from murderous organizations.

- Idiot compassion is so fearful that one innocent man might be imprisoned that it helps enact laws that insure freedom to thousands of certainly guilty ones, by disallowing evidence obtained against them.

- Idiot compassion is so deeply concerned with the feelings and freedom of young women, that it goes to great lengths to insure that these young women are allowed to destroy their unborn children, rather than endure the hardship of responsibility for their sexual conduct.

It's time we revealed this sham pretension of compassion for what it is: a reckless disregard for reason and judgment, disguised in the touchy-feely cover of political correctness. When you spot liberals pretending compassion under the guise of idiot compassion, out them!

True compassion offers help even for the idiots!


Ralph Alter is a real estate broker and student of Buddhism from Carmel, Indiana.

June 2, 2007

Study says soda causes premature aging.

But that isn't enough to scare me from opening another Mountain Dew, or as some refer to the Dew as 'Nectar of the gods'.

A study in the U.K. linked the DNA destroyer to good old sodium benzoate, found in such things as Dr. Pepper, Coke, and pickles. Basically, it robs the DNA of essential oxygen needed to effectively splice and reattach vital coding in the helix.

U.K. Professor Peter Piper of Sheffield University has this to say. Yeah I know, he does have a funny name.

"These chemicals have the ability to cause severe damage to DNA in the mitochondria to the point that they totally inactivate it: they knock it out altogether," Piper said. "The mitochondria consumes the oxygen to give you energy and if you damage it — as happens in a number of diseased states — then the cell starts to malfunction very seriously. And there is a whole array of diseases that are now being tied to damage to this DNA—Parkinson's and quite a lot of neuro-degenerative diseases, but above all the whole process of aging."


I wonder if Jack Daniels has any anti-aging effects when mixed with Coke?

But Mother Nature does have a sense of humor. A Chilean black widow spider has been found to have a natural contraceptive- spermicide! The 7 year old study was based on some farmers who had super human boners after having been bitten by the spiders. Eat your heart out Spiderman- climb on walls or have the virility of an 18 year old. Tough call.

June 1, 2007

Suffer the little children

This is a graduation video, of sorts, of Palestinian children ready to give their lives for allah. What a shame that the highest aspirations Palestinian parents have for their children is to have their bodies blown apart. What a travesty that no children rights groups have stepped in. Passing out condoms in American schools has a higher priority I suppose.
There will be no peace until they love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir