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Iran, U.S. Hold Bilateral Talks

The United States and Iran held their first formal talks in 27 years in order to discuss the security of Iraq. What do you think?



Meg Stainer,
Road Construction Worker
"Sky-high gas prices, meeting with Iran, Jimmy Carter in the news, it feels great to be 9 years old again."



Nate Williams,
Shoe Cobbler
"If we can neutralize the Iranian influence in the region, our only obstacle to peace will be 99 other influences. Progress!"



Patton Konopka,
Systems Analyst
"Hopefully this will result in some sort of pan-continental mega-theocracy where the religious zealotry of our respective leaders can dictate every aspect of our lives."

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