Why America kicks ass #45329



In honor of the 40th anniversary of the first Moon landing.

We are the first and only country to land on our only Moon. Go fuck yourself Russia!


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  1. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 7:23 AM

    I hate to burst your incredibly big american bubble but much of the world doesn't buy it. considering the Van Allen Belt it is highly unlikely the americans actually went to the moon.

    sorry,,, but your shit stinks just like everyone else's.

    notice how NO ONE can see tire tracks or a "flag"? we have the ability to see them if they were there & they aren't because amerikkka is full of jew shit.

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  2. Trickish KnaveAugust 15, 2009 7:24 PM

    HAHAHA! I'm sorry but this post is priceless; I haven't had a troll in a long time.

    Even if your claim is true, at least the USA has made a fake, something no other country has even tried to do. At least we have the technology to back up our "fake".


    But back to your comments. We didn't land on the moon because we have Jews in America or because the astronauts went through the Van Allen belt. Which is it?

    For my other reader's enlightenment, this troll is referring to a region around the earth, as with most celestial bodies, that is ripe with radiation. The troll maintains, from reading a fake moon landing website no doubt, that the astronauts would have been fried by the radiation. What he doesnt do is back up his bullshit claim.

    The astronauts spent about 2 hours in that belt, the equivalent of about 100 chest x-rays. The hull of the spacecraft protected them from a full dose. Such is the danger of space travel.

    I would love to discuss this further but I imagine you will never visit this post again. I must have hit a nerve, comrade.

    Our shit does stink, I never said anything to the contrary. The cool thing is that we took a shit on the Moon. Has your country?

    So, yeah, go fuck yourself!

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