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May 31, 2008

Iceberg art

*WARNING: EDUCATIONAL CONTENT

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe. Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

So enjoy them while you can; pretty soon global warming (que dramatic scary music and people creaming) will render images like these a thing of the past.




May 19, 2008

Mega lame but i had to post it

Here is an obvious attempt at an overseas scam. I usually just send them an email with a .pdf file labeled "bank information" with a picture of 2 men engaging in gay sex in the document. In fact, I will still do that, but I had to post this as pure comic relief. The content has NOT been edited in any way. Enjoy.

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Dear good friend,

I really know it will be a big supprise to you that you are receiving
this message fromme after this two good years of silencez communication.
Infact I have been very busy in Swizerland, where I have been as a
result that I got a helper in that business which I invited you then.

I did not blame you for ignorance because you were deceived or your
mind was misrepresented with wrong notions and facts about that
business.
Now that I have just completed the setting up a beverage proccessing
industry, When I visited home country some weeks ago my good wife drew
my attention about those had the initial zeal to assist me, and
pleaded for some compensation.

In this therefore, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to
assist me in transferring those funds despite that it later failed us
some how . Contact my secretary, Mr Malloum Hassan ask him to send you
the cheque of total $1.500, 000.00 which I kept for your compensation
for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel alright
and get in touched with my secretary and advise him where to send the
amount to you.Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we
can share the tremendious atmospheric nature of success together after
all.

For this moment, I am very busy here in switzerland because of the
investment projects which I and the new partner are having at hand,
finally, I had forwarded instruction to My secretary on your behalf to
receive the cheque, so you should contact him immediately.
I wish you good luck His E-mail address:
al_malloum2008@excite.com

Yours sincerely

Dr. Mamadou Zongo

May 5, 2008

Words of Wisdom


Well you see Norm, it's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.



Cliff Claven from Cheers