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March 4, 2008

UN sanctions Iran; Russia flip flops

I think Obi wan just didn't realize the applicability of his statement about Mos Eisley spaceport when he said, "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy". I wonder if George Lucas was thinking of the U .N. when he wrote that little quip because that is exactly what I think of whenever I read something about the U.N.

The U.N. is showing some signs of sacking up and telling Iran to cut the crap when it imposed a third set of sanctions on Iran's nuclear program. Everyone's gut feeling was that Iran was enriching the uranium from their power plants to weapons grade stuff. There were some sources that verified what we all knew was going on and the U.N. is "Mad as hell and we aren't going to take it anymore- by gum, we'll slap 15 more sanctions on Iran and they will be just as effective as the 13 we slapped on Iraq!"

/wrist

But at least it is something and there is enough concern growing that Iran would actually nuke Israel if given the opportunity. At first, Russia sided with Iran, as they usually do when it comes to making the world a better place, and then China followed Russia's stance, as they usually do wh-... well, you get the picture. All that is left now is for North Korea to become outraged and possibly even something from Venezuela's piss ant dictator and the circle will be complete. Oh, except for the liberals who love to see evil thrive in the world and make a big deal about it here at home.

But it seems, at the time of this post, that Russia has changed its position and urges Tehran to comply with the U.N. China will probably follow suit shortly.
"This resolution is illogical, illegal and totally politically motivated," Speaker Gholamali Haddadadel was quoted by Iran's ISNA news agency as saying.
Yeah, that's right. It's illogical- it doesn't make sense to Iran that it is wrong to want to blow people up with a nuclear bomb just because of differences in religion. Politically motivated? I didn't know there was a political body called 'common sense and decency'. I thought those were just traits good people had.

One day, one day soon, I hope, the scientists will get off their asses and stop messing around with trying to cure diseases and get on the really important stuff- like time travel. Then we just get a few trusted people to back in time and stage adolescent accidents of all the people who grow up to be Grade A assholes in high places who insist on making things difficult for the rest of the world.

Hitler- found head down, ass up with extreme tearing in his anus. Evidence of a bear raping found on scene.

Castro- found head down, ass up with extreme tearing in his anus. Evidence of a donkey raping found on scene.

Stalin, Mussolini, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong Il, Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, etc. - all found head down, ass up with extreme anal tearing. Evidence of raping found on scene.

It would baffle criminologists throughout the decades of why a few teenagers, possible even young adults, are found brutally sodomized by an animal, with a peculiar sticker found on the top of their ass that read "Sorry about this, but you bugged the world".

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