Sandra Bullock dissed by upstanding husband

"America's Sweetheart", Sandra Bullock, was apparently the last person to find out her husband was cheating on her. Why does news this surprise anyone and why do stories like this continue to dominate the headlines?

And please, for the love of God, stop comparing Bullock to Tiger Woods' wife. At least everyone was shocked when the Tiger scandal surfaced; even as full as we were from the Thanksgiving Day gluttony, we had just a little room left to stuff down a piece of this juicy morsel.

Hearing the news that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock (since the very beginning of their marriage) is like finding lint in your belly button.

It appears James' show "Jesse James is a Dead Man" takes on a whole new meaning now. At least he is heading in the right direction with fixing his marriage by offering to pose nude in Playgirl for half a million dollars. Screw Dr. Phil.

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