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July 25, 2010

Mexico legislators angry about influx of people- from AZ

Yes, you read that right. Nine legislators form Mexico came to AZ last week to complain about the strict AZ immigration laws. Evidently, Mexico ins't able to handle the influx of returning illegals.

Excuse me while I guffaw.

July 24, 2010

Karma Chameleon

On December 9, 2009 Jason Green and his girlfriend, both New York City EMT's, were getting coffee and bagels in Brooklyn coffee shop when a 25 year old woman  who was 6 months pregnant began having a seizure. The EMT's, still in uniform, told the cashier to call 911 and left with their coffee and bagels. The woman and her baby died that day. The EMT's were suspended without pay and then faded away from media radar.

On July 19, 2010 Green and his buddy were trying to get into a SoHo nightclub when Green's buddy was turned away for wearing shorts. They were involved in an altercation in a parking a few minutes later and a man got out of his car a shot Green to death. It is not known whether the shooter recognized Green as the disgraced EMT or whether people just stood there and watched him die.

Call it karma, poetic justice, or irony- I don't feel bad for this guy.

July 18, 2010

Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:9

Brutha's and sista's, let us pray for Obama using the following passage from the Good Book:

 Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him."


Can I get an AMEN!

July 9, 2010

Cav's butthurt over James' decision to flee Cleveland

Lebron James' announcement to switch to the Miami Heat has everyone who gives a flip about basketball (is it?) in a huge tizzy. Cincinnati is upset while in Miami there were reports of rioting, looting and dancing in the streets- just another normal day in Miami until they heard about the James decision.

The full range of emotions can be found on Yahoo! Sports, the pinnacle of in-depth decisive sports reporting. The main story revolves around the owner of the Cavs, Dan Gilbert, in this riveting headline:  'Cleveland fans don't deserve this cowardly betrayal'

Evidently, Dan was so pissed at the decision that he decided to write an open Internet letter to the fans of the Cavs. It is derogation at its finest and really makes Gilbert look like a whiny ass.

Thank you Lebron, Gilbert, Cincinnati, Miami and the 5110+ losers who flooded the Yahoo comments section about this story for again solidifying the fact that professional sports obsession is indeed unhealthy.

It's just a game.

Lebron showing Cavalier fans how to cope with their loss:



















It worked:








































***UPDATE***
It just keeps getting better. Sports writers covering a story like this should move on and write for soap operas.
Easy come, easy go for King James

CBS Poll lets you rate the President

I found this link in my Inbox and decided to see what kind of smokescreen CBS's blog Political Hotseat was throwing down. The poll asks you to grade Obama, from an A to an F, in 10 different categories with the last category an overall grade for the President.


Here are the issues:


The Economy
Foreign Policy
Health Care
Afghanistan
Iraq
Threat of Terrorism
Energy and the Environment
Social Issues
Bipartisanship
Obama's Overall Job as President



Seems pretty straight forward although I am not sure why the separation between Afghanistan and Iraq. I would have liked to see "Gulf Oil Crisis" in there somewhere but for a meaningless poll it pretty much covers the gamut.


For all you Obama haters and nut swingers, you can refresh the page and fill out the poll as many times as you like but I did not notice the percentages change when I filled it out a second time to see if CBS put a limit on the voting. I could totally picture an Obama hater staying up all night and giving an  "F" in all categories and the same with the supporters.


I wont spoil the results for you but if you are on the opposite of the grading results you will no doubt dismiss this poll as an attempt to piss you off and you will go to another site to complain about the results and smother yourself in like-mindedness jibba jabba. As well you should. Remember, this is a CBS poll.


 Click Here for the link to the poll.