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June 21, 2010

Portugal spanks N. Korea 7-0, countdown to firing squad begins.

The disgust of the Iraqi head of sports came to a climax when it was discovered that Uday, one of Saddam's sicko sons, tortured and murdered Iraqi professional athletes who lost games. In 1980 Iraq sent 46 athletes to the Olympic games; in 2000 they sent just 4 to the Games in Sydney. Hmm, right after Uday took over people stopped wanting to play sports for the country of Iraq.

I wonder if the same fate will fall to the North Korean soccer team after the 7-0 ass whipping they received from Portugal.  The game was televised to residents of PRK (for the first time in decades?) but was abruptly cut short after the following announcement: 
"The Portuguese won the game and now have four points. We arending our live broadcast now
A brilliant quote from the soccer coach, Kim Jong Hun, concerning the loss, and similar to Ron Atkinson's "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.", made me wonder just how bad the soccer team has it.

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