The blogosphere is alive with the headlines "Chivalry is Dead" over an Astro's fan who let a fly ball hit his date instead of catching it. I say they aren't reading into it enough.
What happened to equal opportunity, to equal rights, to fairness?
I submit that this fan was so enthralled with a fly ball heading his way that he declined to catch it, giving his girlfriend the rare opportunity of catching one.
Or, she was such a bitch that he let the fly ball whack her. Either way, her face is priceless.