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October 18, 2007


Apparently, I have an massage 'massage' from a guy named George. Not one to be rude, and a big fan of the massage, I opened his email only to find out that he wants to give me 40% of $19.3M
How are you today? Hope all is well,I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, but you need not to worry as i use this way to contact you it is due to is only means i can reach you confidentially as a foreign to seek for for your assistance in this matter.
Sounds like a nice guy to me. He went on to inform me that the people who the money belonged to died in a horrible plane accident. George has their unclaimed money in his bank and just needs someone to transfer it to in the United States. For my trouble I get to keep 40%. I don't know about you, but I was chomping at the bit to get started!
For the success of this transaction, i will like you to apply to bank and act as the only existing NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased which our bank will replace the deceased account information through proper documentation in position of your own account.This transaction is risk-free,it will never harm your good reputation in your society because no one can trace the account, and on the instant of the transfer of the fund into your account, the chapter of this transaction will be closed entirely.

Note that in a business of this nature, the bank don't want to know your difference between the deceased country, religion or believe because our bank inheritance law is against that. So, it is a preference for us achieve this success without any problem.
So all I have to do is pose as the next-of-kin of these two people and BAM!, I get their money? How great is that?!! I guess banking laws overseas are a little different than in the United States. I think that falls under the guise of fraud- but who am I to question George? He looks like he has his shit together, right?
If you are interested in this transaction ,you are to go ahead and reply this mail immediately with the following information so that I will let you know the next step to follow immediately in order to finalize this transaction in a period of time.

Your full name, address, phone and fax numbers, occupation, Your nationality and your photograph for more details and how to transfer the fund into you bank account.

I am expecting your reply soonext so that we can procceed
Wow, that's all he needs to get started? I couldn't hit the reply button fast enough. I will go ahead and share this information with both of my loyal readers:

Mr. George,

Here is the information you requested:

Buster Hymen
2756 Sunrise Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA 95670


Occupation: Cock model

Nationality: Mongoloid

I want to get started right away! I am tired of selling parts of my body to make ends meet. I sure could use 40% of that money.



Now, just in case, for some cosmically remote chance that this is a fraud, I sent him an address to a Home Depot in Rancho Cordova, CA. The phone number is to a Vietnamese restaurant in Sacramento. In no time at all, Mr George sent a reply:
I received your mail and thanks so much for receiving your information and i am still waiting for your picture in your next mail for me to know whom i am dealing with very well anyway from your mail and your explanations proof that you are trust wordy to do this transaction with and that is what gives me more courage to give you the information to apply to bank immediately for the claim of the fund.
Despite the grossly disengaging run-on sentence, I feel like George and I have connected- he called me "friend"! So all I have to do now is send the claim letter he sent me to the bank.
Send it to the bank with this bank Email and forward copy you send to the bank to me immediately you have done that so that I can keep record of that is going on at the same time and I will also like you to give me a call on +22676068005 so that we will discuss further.
I feel really good about this because George makes this final statement in his email:
Note what ever massage you receive from the bank just forward it to me first before you reply so that i will give you directives for us not to make mistake of any kind please.
Hear that? No mistakes! This guy is thorough.

He asked me again for my picture so I found a decent one to send. It is a very muscular gay man whom I have never met but downloaded his picture from I'm sure the gentleman won't mind if I send it to George. After all, if I can pretend to be the relative of a dead person to get part of their money, then why can't I pretend to be a huge gay man holding my penis in my hand as if I were masturbating??

Well, guess I better get cracking on that claim letter! I can't wait for that money and my massage!

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