Here is a story about a Gaza zoo who's owners used hair dye and masking tape to turn a donkey into a make shift zebra. WHy would this crazy Palestinian do such a thing? His reasons are twofold:
"The first reason so that the children would see a striped donkey and think zebra and then they might feel like they saw a new animal today."OK, so you wanted to trick the children and lied by telling them that this abomination is a zebra.
"The second reason is because it is difficult to get a striped donkey because it is very expensive and all the animals we get we smuggle them inside."I don't see what the problem is. Hamas has been smuggling firearms, RPG's, mortars, grenades and mines using underground tunnels for decades. Why does't the zoo owner just load up a real zebra with this stuff and use it as a tax write off? The children get their zebra and Hamas gets more ammunition to kill Israeli civilians.
Wait, I have a better idea. You want real zebras in your zoos? Tell Hamas to stop killing Israeli civilians while hiding behind Palestinian children, dick holes!