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April 30, 2009

Hog Flu: Run for the Hills!!!!

I am not old enough to remember the Hog Flu outbreak in the 1970’s and didn’t even know we had one until I started researching the data behind the current one. The World Health Organization says we are but just a small step away from having a worldwide pandemic. 100+ people have died in Mexico, American’s are scared and but a small step away from hysteria. Egypt, one of the few Arab countries not jam packed with lunatic muslims, has now ordered 300,000 pigs to be slaughtered in response to the growing concern over the impending pandemic.

I call bullshit.

Do you know how many hogs they found infected with this flu in the 70’s (after millions of dollars were poured into a vaccine)?

None.

To date, do you know how many infected hogs they have found in Mexico?

None.

People are in hysterics over this flu and they don’t even know what it is. A coworker told me you can get it from eating pork. That is absolutely not true; it is hog flu, not mad hog disease. Schools are sending out notices to parents to caution their children about unnecessarily touching other students and to wash their hand often. You could lick a hog’s ass and not catch hog flu, although you might catch something else more or less unpleasant.

I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on any media form, but I do know when someone is trying to blow smoke up my ass. A bunch of people in Mexico died from, for now let’s just call it the “flu”, and we are supposed to believe it is transmitted from coming in contact with pigs. A bunch of Mexicans died from the flu and this surprises people? I guess it would if you think Mexico has some form of effective health care system, but for those of us with an IQ above a piece of toast it come as no shock.

I forgot to mention the old people who have died from “hog flu”. Say it isn’t so- an old person with an ineffective and worn out immune system died from an illness? How many people around the world, not just seniors, have died this year of the regular flu?

The thought had crossed my mind that hysteria is good for business. Politicians can pass laws and bills under the radar of most people during this time. Actually, they pass them in plain view of the radar and most stupid Americans are none the wiser.
Although I may not the specific outcome of this “pandemic”, I have a strong gut feeling that nothing good will come of this concocted hog flu. Pharmaceutical companies will profit on our dime for needless vaccinations, face mask companies will see an increase in sales and further promote the scare, and the politicians will invariably profit somehow from it.

And most Americans will be none the wiser and the majority will thank President Obama for saving us from certain annihilation.

April 22, 2009

Nudist Hippie Tazered, but not enough...

A nudist was tazered at the Coachella Valley Music festival, probably the only interesting act at the whole event, while onlookers repeatedly gasped and harangued the three officers.

It looks like the officers followed protocol, the asshole would not cover himslef up and, after repeated attempts, the hippie kept resisting the officers. He got what he deserved. I made a similar post when a student was tazered by some campus cops and the same bleeding heart pussies objected to that.

Look, if cops come at you with tazers, whether you feel it is justified or not, you better get head down, ass up. Is your pride worth the shock of a few hundred thousand volts?

I watched the video several times and I do not understand why they call the nudist a "wizard". Dude, if you are a wizard you should really work on those nature resists. You could easily absorb and mitigate that lightning damage. Instead of taking that bottled water you should have popped a potion or elixir.

Noob.

April 20, 2009

Columbine reporting = Bullshit

It has been 10 years since the largest failed school bombing attempt at Columbine High School. Oh, did I say bombing? You heard correctly and probably didn't even know that the two assholes who shot dozens and killed 13 had setup the day to be a huge bombing.

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold went down in history as the agents behind the worst massacre in high school shooting (to date) 10 years ago today. The only reason it was a shooting and not a bombing is because the propane tanks they set in place to explode did not. I find that ironic since Harris was always complaining about how stupid the rest of the world was.

USA Today came out with a great article, confirming what I already knew, about the 2 psychopaths in the shooting. It wasn't that they belonged to the Trenchcoat Mafia- thank you media for giving all the losers in schools something to join. It wasn't because they were loners. The FBI finally released what the real cause was. Ready?

They were fucking psychopaths. Yep, that's the reason.

So shame on all the media outlets that found a way to blame everyone else in this tradgedy except the two fuck sticks who were really and ultimately responsible.

This whole story reminds me of the exercise where the teacher whispers something to a student then he repeats it to another. By the time the story gets back to the teacher it is nothing like the original. Same thing happened here but because the press was so eager to get a story they fell for anything that came across thier desk.

"Psst. Newsperson. I heard they wore trenchcoats."
"News flash! All students who wear trenchcoats are possible murderers!"

Hmm, I hate that Marylin Manson retread. "Hey, I heard they listened to Marylin Manson."
"News flash! Students who listen to shitty music by people (who are also fucked up) are possbile candidates for school shootings!"

Let's drum up some sympathy for the Christians. "Hey, I heard he asked a girl if she was a Christian and when she said yes, he blew her brains out."
"News flash! Anyone who doesn't like religion is a possible serial killer!"

Oh, all the above statements, as told and retold by the media, are total bullshit. Here is the story by USA Today. I recommend giving it a good parusing.

10 years later, the real story

Oh, and one more Fuck You goes out to Michael Moore, who shamelessly scrambled a video to make a quick buck and put the blame on everyone except the 2 who pulled the triggers.

April 17, 2009

Explosivo

This picture reminds of my trips to Tijuana when i was stationed in San Diego. It cracks me up but I wonder if it has been Photo Shopped. Poor guy.


April 14, 2009

A sad day

If you're wondering why my flag in the front yard (if I really had one) is at half mast today, it is because of the passing of one of hte greatest (adult) film stars of the 20th Century. Marilyn Chambers died on Sunday at the age of 56, a respectable age that most dried up porn actresses do not reach, and was found by her 17 year old daughter.

Mrs. Chambers had a break through role in Behind the Green Door after her exotic dancer/legitimate acting career was failing. Savvy for her age, she asked that the males in the film be tested for STD's as a condition for her contract. The rest is history.

She also starred in Deep Throat and actually made it to "legitimate" screen films in her riveting role in the 1977 B horror movie "Rabid". Although her big screen career didn't take off, she returned to having her cooch pounded for money in the 80's with a series of collections and then went back again in the 90's!

She was divorced 3 times, has one daughter who survives her, and is now finally back with her labia that died in the mid 80's. It is not certain if Mrs. Chambers' daughter will carry on her legacy.

April 3, 2009

Jackhole of the Day

12 Killed at NY Immigration Center

Why would you go into an immigration center where people are trying to become citizens, and taking a test, and then kill them?

If you are pissed off at illegals who are burdening an already unstable economy, go shoot the ones hanging out in front of Home Depot or the counteless other spots in the U.S. illegals congregate.

What an asshole.