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I am not old enough to remember the Hog Flu outbreak in the 1970’s and didn’t even know we had one until I started researching the data behind the current one. The World Health Organization says we are but just a small step away from having a worldwide pandemic. 100+ people have died in Mexico, American’s are scared and but a small step away from hysteria. Egypt, one of the few Arab countries not jam packed with lunatic muslims, has now ordered 300,000 pigs to be slaughtered in response to the growing concern over the impending pandemic. I call bullshit. Do you know how many hogs they found infected with this flu in the 70’s (after millions of dollars were poured into a vaccine)? None. To date, do you know how many infected hogs they have found in Mexico? None. People are in hysterics over this flu and they don’t even know what it is. A coworker told me you can get it from eating pork. That is absolutely not true; it is hog flu, not mad hog disease. Schools are sending out notices to ...

A nudist was tazered at the Coachella Valley Music festival, probably the only interesting act at the whole event, while onlookers repeatedly gasped and harangued the three officers. It looks like the officers followed protocol, the asshole would not cover himslef up and, after repeated attempts, the hippie kept resisting the officers. He got what he deserved. I made a similar post when a student was tazered by some campus cops and the same bleeding heart pussies objected to that. Look, if cops come at you with tazers, whether you feel it is justified or not, you better get head down, ass up. Is your pride worth the shock of a few hundred thousand volts? I watched the video several times and I do not understand why they call the nudist a "wizard". Dude, if you are a wizard you should really work on those nature resists. You could easily absorb and mitigate that lightning damage. Instead of taking that bottled water you should have popped a potion or elixir. Noob.

It has been 10 years since the largest failed school bombing attempt at Columbine High School. Oh, did I say bombing? You heard correctly and probably didn't even know that the two assholes who shot dozens and killed 13 had setup the day to be a huge bombing. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold went down in history as the agents behind the worst massacre in high school shooting (to date) 10 years ago today. The only reason it was a shooting and not a bombing is because the propane tanks they set in place to explode did not. I find that ironic since Harris was always complaining about how stupid the rest of the world was. USA Today came out with a great article, confirming what I already knew, about the 2 psychopaths in the shooting. It wasn't that they belonged to the Trenchcoat Mafia- thank you media for giving all the losers in schools something to join. It wasn't because they were loners. The FBI finally released what the real cause was. Ready? They were fucking psychopaths. Y...

This picture reminds of my trips to Tijuana when i was stationed in San Diego. It cracks me up but I wonder if it has been Photo Shopped. Poor guy.

If you're wondering why my flag in the front yard (if I really had one) is at half mast today, it is because of the passing of one of hte greatest (adult) film stars of the 20th Century. Marilyn Chambers died on Sunday at the age of 56, a respectable age that most dried up porn actresses do not reach, and was found by her 17 year old daughter. Mrs. Chambers had a break through role in Behind the Green Door after her exotic dancer/legitimate acting career was failing. Savvy for her age, she asked that the males in the film be tested for STD's as a condition for her contract. The rest is history. She also starred in Deep Throat and actually made it to "legitimate" screen films in her riveting role in the 1977 B horror movie "Rabid". Although her big screen career didn't take off, she returned to having her cooch pounded for money in the 80's with a series of collections and then went back again in the 90's! She was divorced 3 times, has one daught...

12 Killed at NY Immigration Center Why would you go into an immigration center where people are trying to become citizens, and taking a test, and then kill them? If you are pissed off at illegals who are burdening an already unstable economy, go shoot the ones hanging out in front of Home Depot or the counteless other spots in the U.S. illegals congregate. What an asshole.

In case you haven't read the full disgusting story, here is a link to an Austrian man who has repeatedly raped his daughter in a dungeon outside his house for the last 20 years. She had 7 children with this fuck stick and was forced to write letters to her mother every once in a while to reinforce the facade that she had run away. How the fuck can you keep someone locked away in a dungeon for 20 years and nobody says anything? "Hey, what's that boarded up building outside your house for?" This guy needs to be executed, no questions asked. Unfortunately, he is in his 70's so we would probably be doing this asshole a favor. Maybe they can let a pack of dingo's chew on his crotch for 15 or 20 minutes. But he insists he isn't that bad of guy, I mean, for fuck sake, he did bring them all a Christmas tree. I guess we can drop the dingo crotch fest to only 10-15 minutes.

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Need some entertainment on that long flight? You're in luck! I found an iPod and a Sony vending machine as I walked around in the Denver International Airport. I finally got a moment to take these pictures when the kids didn't have their faces plastered to the glass. If you thought the food prices were bad in airports wait till you see these.

I was in Denver on travel last week when Obama took over as the 44th President of this fantabulous country. I did not have the opportunity to watch it live but I hav ben hearing about it nonstop ever since. For four days straight Obama was front page of the USA Today. I don't read that paper but I had to look at it everytime I left my hotel room in the morning. Although I did not vote for him I wish him the best of luck. He is going to need it to help get us out of his inherited mess. It is going to be a long road to get the American people out of this mini-depression and get both the economy and unemployment rates to reasonable levels. He has already made a few changes in that direction and they seem to be good for us as a nation. I do not, however, agree with his measure to close Gitmo and then to dismiss all intelligence data extracted under "torture". This was one of the main reasons I did not vote for Obama. I believe that he will weaken us as a nation as he tries to...

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I ...

Another year has passed by, not so quietly I might add, and this morning I begin to prepare my New Years tradition of making a pot of posole stew . My family indulges me by eating a small bowl of it but I usually end up eating the whole pot- they like posole better than black eyed peas so I can't complain too much. In retrospect, 2008 was a big year for not only me and my family but also for the United States. The election is probably the biggest news of the year although Israel starting a 'Bomb the shit out of Gaza' campaign right after Christmas is high on the list. As of today, they just killed a high ranking Hamas leader. Good, fuck Hamas. Getting back on track, I thought about researching and making a grand post about all the significant events that occured this year, for prosperity I suppose, but a quick Google search would save about 4 hours of work and I have posole to attend to. At the beginning of the year I was working 2 part time retail jobs and needless to say ...