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February 7, 2005

The Infamous Email

Here is an email that got sent out to everyone on the command mailing list concerning smoking in the government van. This email has not been altered in any way to ensure the pureness of the original message. The names have been deleted in order to protect the stupid. The sender is a local and just adds to my dementia concerning the illiteracy of this place.

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-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxxx, xxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2003 11:43
To: All
Subject: FW: Smoke in Govt Van

Sent for your information. Please do not smoke in the "government van" or near the "government van" as the smoke will get my mail clerk sick.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

R,
Xxxxxxx

-----Original Message-----
From: Xxxxxxx, Xxx
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 1:05 PM
To: Xxxx, Xxxxxxx
Subject: Smoke in Govt Van

This morning I was in mailrun but smell awfully smoke in govt van, make me SICK and complain so should you information XO that Don't Smoke in Govt Van but I didnt like this, make me against. I really upset myself that reason Somebody use govt van during smoking.

Thanks,
Xxx

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I guess the "4" in GS-4 doesn't stand for "smart". What scares me the most is that the individual complaining about the smoke is in charge of official mail.

2 comments:

  1. Does he actually talk like that? Pardon my French, but what the fuck is that about?

    I wonder if some of the emails I had to write in German when I first started working in Zurich didn't have a similar effect, however. : (

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  2. Not in the same league, but I passed a sign in my 'hood the other day that read:

    ICE CREME STORE IS CLOSE UNTILL NEX MONTH.

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